Because I haven’t done this in a while.
---I really think Charlie Sheen is funnier now than when Two and Half Men was first on.
---The last American WWI Veteran died. He was 110.
---Looking at the list of Oscar winners, all I can do is go “Well, duh.”
---Among the millions of other things he’s doing, James Franco is teaching a class. On James Franco.
---So many other cat owners have told me how their cats also chew up their nail files/emery boards. What is up with that? Seriously, my cat rips apart things to get to the nail file and chew it up.
---Yay! It’s Girl Scout Cookie season!
---Future news: 2030: “Doctor James Franco cures cancer. All of it.”
---Okay, this is getting cut short. I had to go help my sister with something and it just ate up my time. Sorry. Wait for the next installment.