Yay, bonus Tuesday! I have a whole week before I have to think about the stuff I didn’t accomplish this month.
If you want people to believe you’re from the company, don’t use emojis or random capital letters. Also make sure they actually have an account at that company. It’s scamming 101.
Is Alyson the one giving me the money or am I supposed to be Alyson?
I have to admit, this is the first time I’ve seen avail used in a spam message. Or any message at all, for that matter.
To think, I didn’t even know UPS gave away awards to random people. Do I get a package that was abandoned or something?
These are the kind of blogs that have been following me on Tumblr recently. Notice the name is a bunch of random letters, but also has “Gloria” in there, as if that makes it normal. The emojis really take the cake, though. The moon? A donut? A hamster??? There is nothing good about this.