Yay, there were five Tuesdays this month. I just love putting off having to look at my failed goals for another week.
I’ve never met someone named Helen in my life and you’re going to tell me that some twenty three year old has that name. She’s probably friends with Betty and Linda.
Client #810-8564. At least they spelled my name right.
If the emojis are any indication, than dating requires lighting people on fire. So I’m already most of the way there.
Not just blinding, ultra-blinding! For when blinding bears just isn’t enough. You have to melt their eyes, too.
And I love you, dcpknalb. Now give me money.