Tuesday, April 9, 2019

From the Spamfiles

Yep, more of this.

Oh, great. Another one for Greg. Now they want his ideas. I guess he’s an inventor?

And he has a lot of unclaimed assets.

Yes, I really did get all of these in the space of maybe a week. Just when I thought the Greg mail was drying up.

Obviously the reward is inside the phone, because there’s no way in hell I’d consider an iPhone a reward.

I guess they’re telling me I have a $50 gift card for Amazon? I’m not really sure. Maybe they’re saying the fifty dollars is a withdrawal. Or Amazon is the withdrawal on my fifty dollars.

Wow, all I have to do to stop receiving these emails is click this link! Then I’ll never have to worry about spam again!


  1. I'm really curious about this link you have to Greg.

  2. Greg is your hacker! That has to be it. He's using your email address to sign up for all this random stuff, and now you're getting his spam.

  3. I think the solution is clear.

    It has to be done.

    You have to find Greg Smith.

    And you have to rub him out.

  4. Greg gets a lot of junk mail. Maybe he should stop signing up for so many things...


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