Tuesday, April 23, 2019

From The Spamfiles

I have to say, I’m loving not having to come up with actual ideas for posts.

Well, this seems vaguely threatening.

Goddamn it, Greg is still getting spam. They say they “matched” my email address to Greg. I want to know how!

Okay, meeting a random stranger online for a secret date is how you lose organs.

The emojis there seem to have cat ears. Am I online dating cats?

And this one’s asking if I like their new hat and I have to ask, who the hell wears hats anymore? Maybe baseball hats, but I still don’t see that all that much.

…Ever look at something and wonder what the audience for it is, then realize that there has to be one otherwise they wouldn’t be sending out stuff like this? Because I’m definitely having one of those moments.


  1. Maybe Peaches and Veronica are secretly dating online?

  2. I think the word "Mad" in Queen Ash Mad sums these up best.

  3. I don't think the words x-rated and game should go together... That just makes me shudder.

  4. Lately I've been getting lots of spam for "adulte" websites...

  5. Greg must die. It's the only way to stop the spam.


Please validate me.