Tuesday, January 24, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Spam has been surprisingly skimpy lately. I’m in no danger of running out, but still. Where are you, spammers?

Message from Mrs Irene Raya, who in the subject line misspells her name “Irere”.
Probably not a good idea to make any sort of business deal (which you know this has to be) with someone who misspells their own first name.

Message from Vivian Anderson, who repeats her name in the subject line and body of the email (twice), and for some reason has a period after her first name.
At least this one can spell her first name. Though she does seem to be in the habit of ending it with a period. It’s not Vivian Anderson. It’s Vivian. Anderson. Get it right.

Spam blog comment with lots of links to casinos, and something called “Pragmatic Play”.
Anyone else creeped out about what “Pragmatic Play” is? Because if I’m being honest, it sounds like a sex thing.

Message from Sgt. Connor, confidential, introducing herself as Sgt. Rianna Conner of the United States Army.
You’d think a sergeant would know you don’t need to capitalize the word Good.

A new follower on Twitter, with the name of “EVOL BRUTE HIS NAME JASON ETOY MASSY MASEY MASSEY”.
I’m… not even sure what this is supposed to be. What the hell is the Massy Masey Massey thing? Anyone have any ideas? How concerned should I be?


  1. That last one is seriously messed up.

  2. It's always a sex thing. I would assume the massy is a sex thing, too.

  3. You're right, that last one - I am at a loss.


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