Tuesday, April 18, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Had a nice influx of spam recently.

Message from Electricity Generator, saying Netflix knows rewards, get your $90 here, and do you love Netflix?
This probably would have worked better before Netflix ran their company into the toilet with terrible shows and movies. I do however buy that they’d be desperate enough to offer ninety dollars to get people to watch one of their shows.

Message from Your Futur (that’s how it’s spelled) saying what????!!!! And trying to get me to select my horoscope.
Probably not a good idea to get a future prediction from someone who can’t spell future.

Message from—sigh—Penis Size, saying Husband Offers Wife To African Tribesmen To Find Elongation Secret
This is such a horrifying meeting of racism and sexism. That’s it. That’s all I have to say.
 Message from Psychic Dia (with a period in between each letter) saying I have to tell you some important things! #62
Clearly one of the important things she has to tell me is not how to use periods. Apparently I’m #62 now.

Comment from Bruce telling me that someone named Dr Itua can cure Herpes, HIV, Copd, Diabetes, Parkinson (yes, there’s no S at the end), Cancer, and Lymes through his herbal store.
On a spam post no less! If you poison people with the herbs you give them and they die, all their diseases do go away, so it’s not incorrect.

5 comments:

  1. Spammers really need to learn to spell.

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  2. I think it's very meta that a spambot is commenting on a spam post.

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  3. I've gotten that spam post, too.

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  4. O, yes, trying to sound very genuine with wrong spelling!

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