From The Spamfiles

Last spamfiles post of the year! Kind of. You’ll see.

Often I look at spam and have to wonder who the hell this could possibly work on. I mean, Hello dear? How are you doing? Who writes messages like that? Is there really someone out there going “Oh! Isabella is contacting me! Boy, she sure sounds normal!”

I do love it when the spam calls itself spam in the message and still expects you to believe it.

Wait, is Turkey part of Europe? Hold on, I have to google something. Okay, technically a small part of it is in Europe, but the vast majority of the country is in Asia, and they themselves have mixed reactions at being called European, with it leaning towards no. You’d think a lawyer from there would know that.

For someone trying to establish direct communication, they sure are wordy and unclear.

Wow, he can cure all those? You think he’d be more famous. Also I’m thinking he’s not a doctor, he probably just changed his first name to “Dr”. It would explain the lack of period in the abbreviation.