Time for a new crop of spam to pop up.
Because the loyalty program for Walmart is just so damn
exclusive and expensive.
One of the little known properties of granite is its
ability to increase sex drives. Why else would it be such a popular counter top
style?
Ming Dong! XD I couldn’t come up with a better name in a
million years!
I can’t even eat the amount this makes me want to vomit.
This might not be spam, but instead is actually from Prime trying
to get me to sign up to watch football, and I can’t begin to describe how
little I want to do that. Basically, it’s good this went right into my spam
folder. I’m bored just thinking about it.
Ming Dong - that is your new slang name!
ReplyDeleteWho knew you could use granite to get hard....
ReplyDeleteFootball... Yeah, who really wants to watch football? That's not the selling point they think it is.
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