Saturday, March 8, 2014

Another Visit from the Spamfiles

Because sometimes I don’t feel like making up new content. So Spamfiles!

I got this message from a little old lady with a cancer problem. She wants to give me her money so I can give it away to “Less privileged people, orphanages, widows, and propagating the word of God.” Can you imagine if she gave you all her money and you kept it for yourself? You’d be a monster.

…I think “nail fungus” says it all.

Plus, there’s a way you can lose seventeen pounds in 30 days! Amputation of a limb would probably cover it.

I also came across this advertisement. See, when you swallow condoms full of heroine, you’re not supposed to eat or the stomach acid will erode the rubber and you’ll OD. So if you keep drug muling, you’ll probably lose some weight. If you’re not murdered first.

Finally, there’s…okay, I have no idea what’s going on here.


  1. A condom full of heroine? That is just insane. How do people think of these things?

  2. What planet did that thing come from? I bet it's really come kind of mind-control organism.

  3. I always do enjoy the Spamfiles.

    Did you visit the last one's homepage? Maybe there were some answers to be found there. A decoder key or something? =)

  4. Oh, dear... that last one, just try to figure out what the hell they're trying to say. I've gotten my share of those "dearly beloved and respected" Nigerian variant spam emails...

  5. Grammar and language like that is how I caught on to a phishing scam the other day. That and the "verify account" bit with the helpfully provided link.

    They must be getting something out of it if they keep doing it. I guess...

  6. I keep wondering, WHO FALLS FOR THIS?
    Somebody must, right? Or else there wouldn't be so many of them.

  7. People are really dumb aren't they? They must fall for this stuff or no one would keep doing it. It makes me so glad I live in a world with people who have brains and choose to use them...


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