Saturday, August 6, 2022

The Package Restaurant

This is how it works, right?
panel 1: me and friend walking along when their phone buzzes; panel 2: friend says this needs to be on speaker to be appreciated, and the phone says in a robotic tone this message is to say your package is at our office, please give us; panel 3: I say well that's a scammer, what's the number? I want to look it up, and friend says okay, it's...; Panel 4, I say huh, the number is from a NYC restaurant, friend says so the package I didn't order is being held by a restaurant in New York, and I say apparently.

Those NYC restaurants. Always stealing people’s packages.


Please validate me.