The last one of these for several weeks! I’m sure you’ll
miss it.
Tell me you’ve never had a conversation with a woman without
telling me you’ve never had a conversation with a woman.
“Last seen ten minutes ago”? Why are you stalking this
woman???
So they’re congratulating me because I have to authorize Wells
Fargo sending me a hundred dollars. I’m pretty sure they’re just throwing random
words around at this point.
Man, I have so many free knives. And it’s true they’re
frequently knocking.
Eddie Debra (?) sent me a message at the “tour site” (???)
and they are shocked, shocked I say, that I haven’t responded.
They really can't come up with real names, can they?
ReplyDeleteThe knife bit reminds me of someone at work who got fired for bringing in a butterfly knife. From what I heard it was the last straw in a long line of dumbassery.
ReplyDeleteWilliam's comment reminds me of this one time at the continuation high school. I don't remember how we got on the topic, but the boy I was talking to told me he had been expelled from his home school. Upon further questioning, he told me all about how he had brought a knife to school... This was quite the story. Not a bad kid, but teenagers really don't have good judgement.
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