From The Spamfiles

Ah, back to spam! It doesn’t have any unreasonable expectations for me! Well, except falling for their scams.

…Go on, I’m actually interested in this one. A girl can never have too many knives.

Psychic Padre (🙄) has a Revelation from my Guardian Angel (🙄🙄🙄). Also he’s apparently judged that I’m The Asshole in the situation.

Yeah there’s no way I’m trusting supposed money from someone with a Yahoo account.

Okay, the US Department of Justice is even less trustworthy than Yahoo.

Wow, a five hundred dollar gas card. With prices what they are, they will by like one tank of gas.