Tuesday, March 21, 2023

From The Spamfiles

What day is today? Spam day! Your favorite! Or maybe it’s mine.

Message from Ann Johnson saying they’ve got a charity proposition for me.
No one would ever use a charity as part of a scheme to enrich themselves! Mostly because the charities do that themselves.

Message from Mr Charles Renata that says Hello friend, how are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? And yes there’s a question mark after family.
My dear friend Mr Charles Renata (no period after Mr. obviously), always wondering about me and my family?

Message from Mrs. Dara, saying RE: May God bless you, and addressing me as beloved one
It just wouldn’t be spam day without a cancer widow trying to give me her money. All I have to do is send her a few thousand dollars for taxes!

Message from Carlagoti1 at alice.it saying RE: your USD 550,000, to whom it may concern, my email won.
Emails are always winning half a million dollars in contests they never entered. That’s just how the internet works.

A Tumblr user named Towell-aoeveline has followed me, she is a Capricorn, South (mushroom emoji) Carolina highschool (all one word) slut
There is not a single piece of this I don’t find disturbing. Especially the emojis.

5 comments:

  1. Cancer widows and porn bots. What a combination.

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  2. I have, for years now, been getting a regular email from a Joanne Jovanic (I think that's the name) who keeps telling me she meant to send me these pictures before this. Although, considering the frequency of the emails, "she" has sent me all the pictures she's ever taken.

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  3. The cancer widow scam has been going on for so many years now, surely everyone knows it's not real. Do they actually ever sucker people in?

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  4. The charity spams are quite common. Easy to get the gullible fall for.

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