Tuesday, July 19, 2022

From The Spamfiles

I do love easy posts.
 
email from PayPal but with periods in between each letter telling me I'm receiving a random amount of money
There’s a lot that’s straight up suspicious about this, but the only thing that really bothers me is that there’s a period after every letter in “PayPal” but the L.

An email promising me an oxygen concentrator, which is totally something I definitely need
And here I was worrying about my oxygen concentrating needs. Whew!
 A random email address promising me four point five million dollars in used compensation
Four point five million??? Oh, wait it’s “used compensation”. That’s no good.
 
Yet another offer for a free knife saying knock knock who's there free knife like that's a perfectly normal thing
I do want a free knife, but I’m not going to lie, I’m worried about the fact that it seems to be knocking.
 
A spam from somebody whose email name is Stephanie B but who calls themself Jennifer Wood in the text, and says that she was signed up for a Zombie porn and sex meet up and the email address she found is somehow associated with me, sure Jan
They could almost pass for a real person if their email address didn’t have a completely different name than the name they use in the message. I guess their scam is getting me to email them back because we’ve both been signed up for some Zombie porn and sex meet site against our wills. Which, ugh, that’s probably a real thing out there somewhere.

3 comments:

  1. Maybe Jennifer and Stephanie are in fact the same person: two of the alters in a patient with multiple personality disorder.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Jennifer/Stephanie uses some very odd English... I think she's a robot.

    ReplyDelete
  3. If people have made a thing of it, there's definitely a porn version. Didn't you tell me that once?

    ReplyDelete

Please validate me.