It’s Thanksgiving
week, so I’m off doing other stuff. How about some spam?
One of the first
pieces of spam I put on here. I still have no idea what it’s supposed to be
saying.
Oh wow. I forgot
about the era when I kept getting spam with random phrases in the body of the
message, such as “Saturday morning charlie hung up her head”. They really knew
how to make spam back then.
Protect your family
from Sex Offenders! And stop the ringing in your ears and fall asleep
naturally! Of course those two things are related!!!
This man’s deeply
held religious beliefs won’t let him be a party to stealing my lottery funds,
but apparently they also don’t make him feel the urge to do anything besides
tell me about it.
Access to this information
is privileged! You guys better not tell anyone about this, or Oaks Chambers
will get you!
Because Harrell Chris sounds like a real name.
ReplyDeleteThe client *may* be related to you. I mean, who has long-lost relatives anymore?
ReplyDeleteThat first one looks like they just took a bunch of random words from an infomercial and threw them all in there...
ReplyDeleteWhat? I hang up my head every time I take it off. I don't want it rolling around on the floor, after all.
ReplyDelete