Let’s see how people
are trying to scam me this week.
Yes, because Sisters
are always handing out “over Five million Eight hundred thousand dollars”.
The best solution to
paying down your high interest credit cards is to take out a high interest
loan. It’s just common sense.
Wait, isn’t that the
hitman from the Godfather? Uh-oh. This might be bad.
Okay, I’m instantly
suspicious of the name Jennifer only being spelled with one N.
Now this is a
delicious piece of spam. Corrupt government officials have kept my fund to
themselves for their selfish reason!!! But not to worry, they’ll send it to me
via Visa ATM Card and I can get it from any ATM with a MasterCard logo.
Well at least they were honest that they were holding the fund for selfish reasons.
ReplyDeleteWait. You're not impressed that the FBI met with the UNO (it's funny, when you write ie like that. Is there even a UNO?) for TWO MONTHS because someone stole some money from you? That's some serious business.
ReplyDeleteI have met a Jenifer. She's a teacher. (People do weird things to names. That's tame by comparison.)
ReplyDeleteThe Godfather hitman has been hired by the Sisters Of Little Or No Mercy to take out Jenifer, whose trademark giveaway is her compulsion to spell her name with one N.
ReplyDeleteI said the same thing about the Luca Brassi email (before I saw your comment).
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently, the personal loan people don't realize that Sister Iho Viviane is gifting you with five million eight hundred thousand dollars.