My birthday’s on
Thursday! So after this, I am taking a break from the internet for a week or
so. Of course there will still be posts for you to scroll past in your RSS
feed. Probably cat pictures. But until then, spam!
What an oddly
specific number. Not $10,000, not $8,000, not $8,500, but $8,588. I really want
to know why that number in particular. Also why they have a \ in between you’re
there. That’s just weird.
Okay, what even is
that font? It’s fancy and loopy and I must have it before the toxic mold in my
house apparently kills me.
They have a surprise
for me! I assume the surprise is adding spaces between the letters of words
while deleting them from spaces between words.
The WORLD OF PORN!
You know you want to click. The message in the body says, in French no less,
“tribute to the talents of the city”. So this is a high class world of porn.
I am instantly
suspicious of someone who spells “Madison” with two S’s.
Acenett is
back!!!!!! He’s so confident in his scam he can tell me it’s spam even in the
address line!
That’s it. I’m out
until the seventh. Later!
Wait... what makes you qualified to win something?
ReplyDeleteIs it because of your birthday?
Is it because you have... I don't know... a nose?
Did your cat enter you in a contest?
While you celebrate your birthday, the kiddos have to take a standardized test. Aren't you glad you're an adult?
ReplyDelete$8588: I have two guesses. One: someone ran it through a currency conversion, and in the original currency it was some round number. Two: they're appealing to a culture where 8 is good luck (China? I think it's China.).
Well, enjoy your break, and have a Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
ReplyDeleteThat very precise figure is probably the anticipated figure they can scam out of a rube before they get wise.
Everyone knows French porn is the classiest porn.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!