Take a look at one of my most recent followers. They joined August 2021, have no tweets, call themself “Master” and yet have “Humble” in their bio, and are shockingly not followed by anyone I’m following. Nope, nothing wrong here.
The Network wants me again. Wasn’t that a movie? It feels like that was a movie. Probably not a good one.
I don’t believe in psychics, but I still find the idea of giving someone a psychic reading over the internet laughably absurd.
Yes, if you want to sell your home, you should definitely do so over the internet for a pile of cash. Which you can then send to the internet psychics.
I don’t know if you can make it out, but for some reason, it says “otra pruebba” in this debt relief spam. I looked it up, and apparently it’s Spanish for “another test”. I suppose I should tell them their test didn’t work since I’m obviously not falling for their scam. It’s the polite thing to do.
Okay, this one is just… I don’t know. Off. It says “Not a risk to you… But a big risk to me…” and I have no idea how that’s even possible. Is it some kind of curse where the flatter my stomach gets, the bigger theirs gets? I’m also weirded out by the “my mission in life for as long as I can remember has been to SERVE”. Seriously, buddy, get a life of your own.