Oh, how nice. Both my accounts that are only identified as numbers have been confirmed. I think. The fact that the name is “Please Confirm” is a little confusing. Better click on it to find out more.
Uh… Good for you? What is that little emoji, though? I really can’t figure it out. It looks like a person standing in front of a giant spider web.
Undoubtedly, but it won’t be because of not replying.
Or what? What will happen if I don’t unsubscribe? You’ll keep sending me messages that get caught by my spam filter? Because I got to say. That seems to be happening anyway.
Not until you learn how to spell “John”.
I love how at the end of it is a “plz”, a quiet, desperate plea to be noticed in an emoji-filled message from someone who spells Lexi with two X’s and two I’s and is part of a place called “BangNotic.”.