Tuesday, August 18, 2020

From The Spamfiles


Oh, how nice. Both my accounts that are only identified as numbers have been confirmed. I think. The fact that the name is “Please Confirm” is a little confusing. Better click on it to find out more.

Uh… Good for you? What is that little emoji, though? I really can’t figure it out. It looks like a person standing in front of a giant spider web.

Undoubtedly, but it won’t be because of not replying.

Or what? What will happen if I don’t unsubscribe? You’ll keep sending me messages that get caught by my spam filter? Because I got to say. That seems to be happening anyway.

Not until you learn how to spell “John”.

I love how at the end of it is a “plz”, a quiet, desperate plea to be noticed in an emoji-filled message from someone who spells Lexi with two X’s and two I’s and is part of a place called “BangNotic.”.


  1. The Balbbalbre is a distant cousin of the Babadook and you don't want that kind of evil spirit roaming about your computer anyway.

  2. You would think they'd at least try to spell things correctly.

  3. This is like being sucked down a drainhold.

  4. Although, I wouldn't be surprised to meet someone named jhon. It's not like that's the most unusual name I've ever seen.

  5. Jhon isn't misspelled. That's how you spell it in Martian.

    I've decided I don't care about email spam, but I am completely tired of spam phone calls about my "current credit card account."


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