Tuesday, November 12, 2019

From The Spamfiles

I love posts that I don’t have to think about. These are just so easy.

Compliment of the day! Whoops, I’m sorry. Complement of the day. I guess it balances out the day instead of praising it.

I think these Greg messages are getting lazier.

A butterfly in your stomach? Just one? How vaguely disturbing.

If I didn’t want the subscription, why would I confirm it? I hate it when the spammers don’t logically think things through.

That sounds more like a her problem than a me problem.

Okay, why is the little symbol after Snapcheat a hurricane? What could this possibly be referring to??? Why is this bothering me so much????????


  1. Compliments from the justice department in Syria. How can that possibly go wrong?

    The hurricane represents the consequences of whatever STD those hot girls are going to pass along.

  2. I was going to send you the lovely one I got telling my my Apple account was locked. It made no sense whatsoever. Especially as I was viewing it on my iPhone, so how could the account be locked if my phone was working?


Please validate me.