I love posts that I don’t have to think about. These are just so easy.
Compliment of the day! Whoops, I’m sorry. Complement of the day. I guess it balances out the day instead of praising it.
I think these Greg messages are getting lazier.
A butterfly in your stomach? Just one? How vaguely disturbing.
If I didn’t want the subscription, why would I confirm it? I hate it when the spammers don’t logically think things through.
That sounds more like a her problem than a me problem.
Okay, why is the little symbol after Snapcheat a hurricane? What could this possibly be referring to??? Why is this bothering me so much????????