It’s
Spam Time!
I
only date people who use proper spelling and grammar. (Also, this is so
stalker-ish)
I
love animals! But I am not nor will I ever be someone’s boyfriend.
I
actually started getting spam about CBD oil before you couldn’t turn around
without tripping over someone shouting at you about it. Spam can be a good
predictor in that regard. If there’s a fad brewing, it will absolutely wind up
in your spam box before you know it.
You message
and you ask. And don’t forget, you enter your credit card info.
I
love how there’s a random M and Y capitalized, just so you’re absolutely sure
that it’s definitely spam. Or possibly a coded message. But far more likely spam.
“Looks
like I’m popular”? That’s a damned lie and you know it.
Huh. Nothing for Greg this week. I hope nothing happened to him.
So true about a fad brewing. I always said watch which direction the porn/XXX rated stuff is going, because that's where everything is headed. Sad but true...
ReplyDeleteI am not, nor have I ever been, popular. That would be a huge clue to the spam (although the misspellings, random caps, and overuse of emojis would give it away first).
ReplyDeleteTrusted sender? Not likely.
ReplyDeleteI live with pain. It's the pain of knowing these morons exist and can't take a hint and stop breathing.
ReplyDeleteI go for coded message. I think I may have to start including them in everything I write. I'll be a conspiracy theorists dream.
ReplyDeleteOr something.
Okay, well, everything I write after this, because I have no secret message, right now.