Tuesday, July 16, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Spam time! It’s been too long.

This widow needs help! Quick! To the Batmobile!

Apparently Greg is a Silver Single. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Okay, I definitely threw up in my mouth this time.

Nu are the beginning and end of all things.

Apparently, this one’s Dutch for “Sore, moldy feet? Spray with this and it will be over in a few days. You can unsubscribe here.” I can’t even begin to tell you what’s wrong with this.

And here’s what happens if I don’t check the spam filter for a few days.


  1. I have been offered help for everything from my marriage to weight loss via spam. It's so helpful, right?

  2. If your feet have mold on them, you need more than a spray.

  3. You've found out so much about Greg this time.
    Last name.
    His feet...
    Sure, I know that email isn't addresses to Greg, but you gotta assume, right?

  4. Looks like you have loads of material for August :)

  5. I wonder if any guys who get this stuff ever buy the stuff promising them stronger, thicker etc...


Please validate me.