Tuesday, June 11, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Back to doing this again! I love easy posts. My monthly goals post are also easy, but unlike spam posts require self-analysis. Obviously that’s no fun.

Clearly this spam is old, because there’s been like five new iPhones since then.

Somehow I don’t think I’ll be surprised.

Are they thanking me or is their name just “Thank you”? And what is with them always giving random numbers? They must think it makes it look more legit.

At least this one put the dollar sign in front of the number instead of after it, like some sort of heathen.

You know what? I actually like the exclamation points. They’re a pretty color.

Ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little.


  1. That's right, only heathens put the dollar sign afterwards!
    The MatchTruly I read at first as MatchTurkey...

  2. I think Linda is looking for Greg.

  3. Does anyone ever really want to be called a f**kbuddy?

  4. What's the worst that can happen, clicking on Linda's offer?

  5. 1+2+3+2+3+6+3=20... What? You don't add the digits of random numbers?
    (It's a numerology thing. You add the digits together until you get one digit. So, that condenses to 2. And... I'm not going to look up what 2 means.)


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