Saturday, June 1, 2019

Under Pressure

It’s always bad news at the doctor’s office.
Maybe it wouldn’t be elevated if people didn’t piss me the hell off so much.


  1. The problem with the world is it's full of idiots.

  2. Your first mistake is answering the phone. I know that if the phone rings, it's a telemarketer. (Unless it's 5:45 AM. Then it's the sub caller. I pick up for the sub caller.)

  3. I believe all causes of high blood pressure are other people. Stay away from them. People are bad for your health.

  4. I'm surprised you get telemarketer calls if that's how you answer them. Surely, they must have warned each other "This person is nuts!" ;)


Please validate me.