Tuesday, May 28, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Yeah, time for this again.

While I am amused at the whole “fReE” and “uNsUbsCriBe” thing (probably done to evade spam filters), I take more notice of the fact that if someone’s giving you nearly a thousand dollars’ worth of equipment, it’s got to be broken or stolen. If you’re not sure who the sucker is, it’s you.

Oh, if this message is from a trusted sender, I’m sure I can believe you.

Greg’s cash is arrived!

Okay, this one I want you to take special notice of, because if you notice, if you want to unsubscribe, you can click the link or write to their physical address. Can you imagine the insanity of writing to an internet spammer to get them to stop emailing you???

I have never met a single person named Lauren in my life who I’d actually want to talk to.

Local Ladies, LLC. It ships local ladies from their warehouses straight to you.


  1. Is arrived - wow, such bad grammar.

  2. Wait, if they're local, why do they need to be shipped?

  3. I have a lovely friend called Lauren. Maybe she wants to get in touch?

  4. Good lord, you get too much of it!

    Greg Smith's reputation precedes him yet again.

  5. Not a fan of Lauren? Not a bad name, really. But, my SIL can't stand the name Jocelyn, so I suppose it's just who you know.


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