Let’s dig into the spam tin and see what lunacy the internet has churned out, shall we?
Honestly, for a second I was wondering why an enlarged prostate would affect your gait. Then I realized. With horror.
Okay, I really love this one. They’re so bad at English that they don’t know how to say “Do I know you from school?” It’s “Are you From Old School”. With an interabang. I don’t know what’s sadder, that they expect people to fall for it or that they wouldn’t send it out if there wasn’t someone falling for it.
We all know who lives in Lake stevens! Greg! Get down here!
Oh no way. “12 km” from the city? Clearly it’s a lot further than that, or you’d be using mile as a unit of measurement. Fraud.
One negative item out of seven million is actually pretty good.
Nice. It’s about time I benefit from charity. Usually I’m just contacted to give away money to them for the cancer widows.