Words are weird.
At least she didn't Wells Fargo you.
You still have a land line phone?
It's always completely free except...
And that is what I say to classes when they're taking some sort of standardized test and I have to read through the instructions exactly. It seems to help when I inform them that I have to be "official".
To be listened to with a whole lot of eye rolling the other person can't see anyway.
Please validate me.