It’s that time again! And in all fairness, it’s been awhile since I’ve looked up the weird-ass stuff that people have searched for to the point that it’s one of the top auto-fill-in suggestions.
…How can I keep from singing. Maybe try closing your mouth?
Clearly the bottom ones are from people who are trying to understand what their kids are saying.
Stick your head out the window and look up at the sky. If water is falling down on you, then it’s raining.
Maybe you’re so tired because it keeps you up at night that people are searching for reasons why their poop is green.
I have to wonder if all four of these are related in some way.