Tuesday, July 19, 2016

From the Spamfiles

Spam! Yay! I don’t have to think up a post!

Maybe don’t buy a dissertation from someone who says “and this thing I found in you post”.

…Pot without the THC defeats the purpose of pot.

Celebrities’ secrets to weight loss! It turns out, it’s really easy. Just have millions of dollars to pay for doctors and nutritionists.

The fact that they call themselves a “network” instead of a bank fills me with misgivings.

Jet Huang should be the name of a secret agent. I may have to start using it as my go-to alias.

And here we have another entry for our “Things a serial killer would say” list. Which is entirely too long as it is.

And that’s it for the really funny ones. I have to say, there’s been quite a drought of spam in my spam folder. Kind of disappointing. I mean, what else am I going to make fun of?


  1. "How do you know I'm not alone? Do you have a camera in my place?"

    Grammar of these twits is always an issue. It reminds me of morons on Facebook who say "your stupid."

  2. Those are amusing. Although, I think your reaction to the last one is what really made me LOL.

  3. Yes, Jet Huang is a brilliant name. I'm just sick of getting solicitations for sex. From women. Do they know something I don't?

  4. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Lol! My spam folder has been pretty dry lately too...or maybe I just haven't checked it in a while.

  5. That first one just goes to show that, when hiring someone to write your dissertation for you, you get what you pay for!


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