Tuesday, March 8, 2016

More Weird Searches

Weird searches! I love these. Finding out what people search for on the internet is always an interesting experience. And it’s been a while since we’ve done one of these. This is the first one in 2016!

How to tie a tie. Fair enough. It’s hard. How to be single. Don’t get why you have to ask that, but whatevs. How to screenshot on a Mac. I get it, Apple is confusing when you’re used to Windows. But. But. How to get away with a murderer. Not like the show, How to Get Away With Murder. With a murderer. Anyone else freaked out about this?


Is it possible to sleep too much? I’d like to be the test case for finding out.


It is possible to time travel. We do it all the time, going forward in time at the speed of regular time.


Sorry buddy, you’ve got herpes for life. Also, you probably shouldn’t be asking the internet if there’s a god. It’s probably not the best source.


A broken heart is best fixed by lots of ice cream. And revenge. Also, seriously, if you broke your toe, go to the frigging emergency room, what the hell, why are you looking this up online. Get a doctor.

8 comments:

  1. The Nascar one amuses me. Must be lots of Southerners online.

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  2. I think NASCAR fans should perhaps develop a serious case of cancer. Take them right of the gene pool.

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  3. Actually, the emergency room is useless for broken toes. They don't do anything for them unless it's your big toe and not always then.

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  4. I was going to say what Andrew did. Nothing to do with broken toes but limp. Google is funny and a wee bit scary.

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  5. "To get away with a murderer". Love that.

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  6. It is possible to change eye color - wear colored contacts. I had a friend in ABQ who had purple eyes because of her contacts. And yes, it always took a moment for new people to register just what was odd.

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  7. Nothing to do with broken toes except tape them to the toe next to them and limp around. I'm super clumsy and walk around barefoot most of the time so I've broken a few toes in my time...

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  8. Is there a cure for cancer, herpes, aids and is there a Nascar race today ARE of equal importance, of course.

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Please validate me.