Tuesday, April 12, 2022

From The Spamfiles

Ah, finally. Spam is so much easier to deal with than stupid Blogger’s stupid interface that doesn’t work. And life in general.

Um, they’re calling me “Emily J Weston”. That’s definitely a new one. I might have a new pen name.

“If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, it is because for your email and not because we are trying to scam you out of money. Anyway, send us several thousand dollars!”

I really enjoy how it says “Walmart?” in the message, like even it isn’t sure it’s pretending to be Walmart.

The Mo-Lottery! Way more legitimate than any other lottery!

So pornbots are sending solicitations through blog comments now? That just seems even more ineffective than usual.


  1. Mo-lottery? What about the Curly-lottery?

  2. You know its legit when they address you as "dear Beneficiary". Like someone leaving you large sums of money wouldn't know your name.

  3. Emily J. Weston sounds like a Stepford Wives name.

  4. The new thing I'm getting is about someone trying to log into my FB account.


Please validate me.