Tuesday, July 20, 2021

From The Spamfiles

There’s always more spam.

I 100% support the LGBTQA+ community, but no, I do not want Gay Porn or “Gay Dating News” (make up your mind which one of those things it is, because they are very different things).

Oh, I love this. You might not be able to read this, but it says “Diplomatic agent” (capitalization left intact) James Philip is conveying my “consignment box”, whatever the hell that is. It makes me laugh, until I realize there must be someone out there falling for these, and then it just makes me sad.

She’s writing me this message “with tears and sorrow”. Don’t even need to read further. It’s a cancer widow. Or possibly a girl who has been cut off from her family’s money by an evil stepmother. Either way, the exclamation point indicates she’s excited about it.

This one says I can eliminate the appearance of wrinkles in under two “minliites”. Did they… did they replace the U in minutes with an LII? Why? It doesn’t even make a U! It makes a UI!

Rest assured, this is not spam. It says so in the message.

Not just A professional network has chosen me, THE professional network. It’s okay to be jealous.


  1. I am jealous.
    It is sad some people fall for these.

  2. Lately I've been getting messages addressed to Katie. Or some name that's similar to Katie (I can't recall it off the top of my head.) They want to sell Katie's house for her. (So, double fail there.)

  3. The next Spike Lee film should be titled Cancer Widows.

  4. I mean, okay, these are funny. I would like to think that most people would know better, but sadly...

  5. Maybe you didn't notice, but that gay dating news is coming from a trusted sender. It doesn't sound like spam at all...

    And I am super jealous about the professional network. I mean, it's THE professional network. That's the dream.


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