Tuesday, February 23, 2021

From The Spamfiles

Spam, yo.

Spammer, you don’t want to know what I truly think of you. It will blight your soul.

Are those emojis stars on a circle? I’ve never seen that one before. How do I get it on my phone?

The accent mark over the u makes it so classy.

They found my soul mate and it’s a spammer. Sounds about right.

I can believe that Amazon would enact its own laws. I really doubt any actual governing authority would try to stop them.

Guys. I’m the chosen one.
I knew it.


  1. Well Chosen One, time to send you on your quest!

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  3. It took a while to find you, oh Chosen One. Now you must face a perilous quest.

  4. You spend more time thinking about spammers than me. Your thoughts would blight their soul. My thoughts wouldn't fill a thimble.

  5. You're the chosen one?

    I hate to tell you this, but the last Chosen One turned out to be a bratty whiny kid turned bratty whiny young adult turned Darth Vader.

  6. Wait, chose for what? the urgent message?


Please validate me.