Yay, spam! It’s so much easier to deal with than real life.
The “Do I fit your tastes?” combined with the “Last seen 10 minutes ago” makes it seem like somebody thinks I’m a serial killer, which is not true, I’m not a serial killer.
She’s not Nancy, she’s “Nancy”. She’s only Nancy ironically.
This one… seems kind of unique. It wants to give me homework help, but in the preview line it says, ahem, “8 ways to master microwave breakfasts”. Is that a big homework problem people have?
LISTEN VERY INTENTLY TO THIS EMAIL YOU ARE READING TO YOURSELF. ALSO OUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
The cancer widows are back! I was getting worried that they all died.
I can one hundred percent guarantee that no, I have not ever thought of us as a couple.