Yay, spam! It’s so much easier to
deal with than real life.
The “Do I fit your tastes?” combined
with the “Last seen 10 minutes ago” makes it seem like somebody thinks I’m a
serial killer, which is not true, I’m not a serial
killer.
She’s not Nancy, she’s “Nancy”.
She’s only Nancy ironically.
This one… seems kind of unique. It
wants to give me homework help, but in the preview line it says, ahem, “8 ways
to master microwave breakfasts”. Is that a big homework problem people have?
LISTEN VERY INTENTLY TO THIS EMAIL
YOU ARE READING TO YOURSELF. ALSO OUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
The cancer widows are back! I was
getting worried that they all died.
I can one hundred percent guarantee
that no, I have not ever thought of us as a couple.
This is Bat Fastard signing off.
But are you a cereal killer?
ReplyDeleteMy bank always emails me in all caps... These people need to research how the organization they're pretending to be actually correspond.
ReplyDeleteI suppose mastering microwave breakfasts would be homework help for home ec. Do schools have home ec anymore? I mean, one school I sub at does, but it's more of a cooking class. Then there's the work experience cooking class...
ReplyDeleteAh, the cancer widows. They must have figured they had to lay off awhile because of Covid.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows you can't homework until after you microwave breakfast.
ReplyDeleteIt makes perfect sense.