Tuesday, July 28, 2020

From The Spamfiles

I definitely enjoy digital spam more than real spam.

Well, then you’re barking up the wrong tree, because I have neither of those things.

…Ever feel violated by a spam? The emojis in particular feel like a slap to the face.

“Congratulations” is not something you would normally hear from an unsubscribe request. Also, I love how they say it’s been “granted”, then immediately switch to it being “in process” and I have to confirm.

Pintoso? Am I Pintoso? What even is Pintoso???

Of all the unfortunate names I have ever seen in my life, “DR DAVID KUM” has to be the worst. There are no more contenders. A winner has been declared.


  1. I think Dr. David is a doctor of luuuurve.

  2. Money gram? Aren't they on Zelle like everyone else?

  3. Granting of requests that were never made! :-)

  4. I don't know, with the right kind of hammer, you could probably be made to be adequately tender.


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