Well, then you’re barking up the wrong tree, because I have neither of those things.
…Ever feel violated by a spam? The emojis in particular feel like a slap to the face.
“Congratulations” is not something you would normally hear from an unsubscribe request. Also, I love how they say it’s been “granted”, then immediately switch to it being “in process” and I have to confirm.
Pintoso? Am I Pintoso? What even is Pintoso???
Of all the unfortunate names I have ever seen in my life, “DR DAVID KUM” has to be the worst. There are no more contenders. A winner has been declared.