Ah, it’s nice to have something to
post that doesn’t matter at all, it’s just a laugh.
Well, maybe not all of them are a
laugh. This one just creeps me out.
Okay, so much to unpack here. First,
what is a pis and why would I bite it? Second, if it’s online, how are you
going to rip my f’ing clothes off? Finally, and most distressingly, the
emoticon boobies, pointing in different directions. I just… I need a drink.
I get that these spammers generally
aren’t English speakers, but… come on. Reply. There’s an R in it. It shouldn’t
be that hard.
See? This one doesn’t have any
ridiculous misspellings. The idea of an “ATM Card Department” is kind of
ridiculous, but at least they put some effort into it.
Is this from a kitty? Because I’d
actually be interested in that.
When I get spam like this, that
tells me I have to write somewhere to unsubscribe, I really have to wonder: is
there someone somewhere who actually does it? Seriously, I want to sit on top
of a mountain and contemplate the type of person who would write a physical
letter to unsubscribe from an email list. Forget the sound of one hand
clapping, THIS is the riddle to achieve another plane of mental awareness.
That kitty would just want to come home with you.
ReplyDeleteHow does one do an online partner physically? Is virtual reality involved?
That 'click on my boobs' one is creepy. You have to wonder about the people who actually do...
ReplyDeleteI've been getting the same spam messages with the parentheses. In fact, those are the ones that made me figure out how to delete spam messages from my phone. So, good spam, in a way.
ReplyDeleteRemember when you had to send a physical letter to everyone to unsubscribe?
ReplyDeleteI do.
I wish I could unsubscribe to the junk mail that comes to my physical mailbox.
The best part of spam is that they give it away so easily and clearly! Spelling mistakes are the most common.
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