Well, then you’re barking up the
wrong tree, because I have neither of those things.
…Ever feel violated by a spam? The emojis in particular feel like a slap to the face.
“Congratulations” is not something
you would normally hear from an unsubscribe request. Also, I love how they say
it’s been “granted”, then immediately switch to it being “in process” and I
have to confirm.
Pintoso? Am I Pintoso? What even is
Pintoso???
Of all the unfortunate names I have
ever seen in my life, “DR DAVID KUM” has to be the worst. There are no more
contenders. A winner has been declared.
I think Dr. David is a doctor of luuuurve.
ReplyDeleteMoney gram? Aren't they on Zelle like everyone else?
ReplyDeleteGranting of requests that were never made! :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know, with the right kind of hammer, you could probably be made to be adequately tender.
ReplyDelete