Tuesday, May 26, 2020

From The Spamfiles


It’s spam day!

YOU ARE EVEN MORE BLESS WHEN YOU DO IT IN ALL CAPS.

What does “Lend Flare” even mean? Like, the lend part I get, it’s a loan, but flare??? Are the loans on fire????????

Ah, yes, Pornhub with a 0 instead of an o and two u’s. That’s the proper spelling. Anyone who says otherwise about this million dollar company everyone has heard of is a liar.

😲😨😱

I shoved the gas credit card into the tank but it didn’t make the car go. Help.

International monetary! Get your international monetary here! You want international monetary, you’ll get no better deal!

Sometimes I just feel like being nonsensical back at the spam.

8 comments:

  1. Maybe it's like flare you wear?
    I'm reminded of Office Space.

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  2. Or maybe the lenders are just really sparky people with outrageous wardrobes?

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  3. Call immediately? Yeah, that won't lead you down a rabbit hole...

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  4. Now you can tell them where they can shove their gas credit card.

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  5. Maybe they meant 'flair' like Office Space pieces of flair.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ChQK8j6so8

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  6. "Someone has requested to be your buddy"... Wow! that sounds extremely polite!

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  7. Rabbit holes can be quite cozy, I have heard. the White Rabbit liked his.

    I never knew how the fish obtained their names.

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  8. Or lens flare, like JJ Abrams and Star Trek.

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Please validate me.