These are fast becoming my favorite
posts. Maybe because they’re so pointless.
Yeah, that seems super urgent.
It’s the fact that they call it
“Valentime” that clinches it for me. What are they going for here? Is it on
purpose as some sort of joke? Or are they so inept that they can’t spell
Valentine right? It could be either.
Always trust a place that spells
mortgage with a 0.
Yes, I am very hurt by this means of
communication. Good thing they’re donating me money. I’ll need it to get over this tremendous hurt.
Anyone have any idea what the push
pin emojis are supposed to signify? Because I have no idea.
Ah, my good friend, friend. It
really has been a long time.
You use the push pins to pop their bubble.
ReplyDeleteThat last one would be more effective if the sender was death.
Does the one mean your harp is qualified for a mortgage?
ReplyDeleteIf that friend was a real friend, they'd at least call you by name before admitting it was too long since you spoke.
ReplyDeleteI say Valentime is a typo. Those letters are right next to each other...
ReplyDeleteWrong spelling is the easiest clue that it's fake/spam!
ReplyDeleteAnd this post about spam attracted spam. Go figure.
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