Tuesday, March 31, 2020

From The Spamfiles

Here, something nice and innocuous to take your mind off the horrible, horrible world.

You’d think with such an urgent private message, they’d put in a name instead of a question mark.

In these times, it probably means encasing your home in vacuum-sealed plastic. You don’t need to breathe, right?

Aren’t we all looking for a gorgeous and a bomb Rocket woman?

My guy, you’re either really late, or way too early.

Wait, do you have communication issues because of trust issues? Because those things don’t seem necessarily related. Also it seems like more of a you problem than a me problem.

Look at my new follower. This is… certainly a thing that’s happening. Where’s that block button?


  1. Some spam comments are funny -- my favourite one was about pencils. Just talking about pencils!

  2. A bomb rocket woman just sounds dangerous!

  3. Bomb rocket woman! Sounds like a song.

  4. I'm seeing a surge in weird Twitter accounts like that.

  5. I love that name. I wish my last name was Spellcaster.

  6. I haven't looked at my spam folder in ages. Now I'm afraid to. :)

  7. Trust the spam folder to take our minds off the stressful tidings!

  8. Ah the spellcaster.

    Can we cast a spell to render her comatose?


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