Here, something nice and innocuous
to take your mind off the horrible, horrible world.
You’d think with such an urgent
private message, they’d put in a name instead of a question mark.
In these times, it probably means
encasing your home in vacuum-sealed plastic. You don’t need to breathe, right?
Aren’t we all looking for a gorgeous
and a bomb Rocket woman?
My guy, you’re either really late,
or way too early.
Wait, do you have communication
issues because of trust issues? Because those things don’t seem necessarily
related. Also it seems like more of a you problem than a me problem.
Look at my new follower. This is…
certainly a thing that’s happening. Where’s that block button?
Some spam comments are funny -- my favourite one was about pencils. Just talking about pencils!
ReplyDeleteA bomb rocket woman just sounds dangerous!
ReplyDeleteBomb rocket woman! Sounds like a song.
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing a surge in weird Twitter accounts like that.
ReplyDeleteI love that name. I wish my last name was Spellcaster.
ReplyDelete"?" is the name.
ReplyDeleteI haven't looked at my spam folder in ages. Now I'm afraid to. :)
ReplyDeleteTrust the spam folder to take our minds off the stressful tidings!
ReplyDeleteAh the spellcaster.
ReplyDeleteCan we cast a spell to render her comatose?