Words are weird.
Puking your guts up after a rough night of puzzling? (Sorry, can't tell what's on the table.)
cake crumbs, Alex, cake crumbsCall 911!
*pointed stare* Have you been eating glue again?
Oh, come on! You did not eat all of that in one sitting. That's the fun of birthday cake. You get to eat it for a week.
A good post-cake snooze is a welcome thing.
Please validate me.