Tuesday, February 21, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Spam day! Yay!

…I can hear your excitement from here.

Message from “Surgecard” saying I’m prequalified for The Surge card.
Ooh, the very well known Surgecard. Or maybe it’s The Surge card, with The capitalized but not card.

Message from a long and strange email address, with the person introducing themselves as Mrs. Margot EDGAR (all caps!), saying “If I chose to contact you”.
If she chose to contact me? Well did she or didn’t she???

Message from Truth--Finder saying Try this crazy people search site, and you might have missed this earlier.
Is it a site to search for crazy people or a site that’s crazy for searching people?

Message full of emojis, particularly corn emojis, promising to grow your penis up to seven inches (in quotes) with an African Elongation Ritual.
That is a concerning amount of corn emojis.

Twitter follower claiming to be Rick Springfield, the guy who sang Jessie’s Girl, but with a twitter account, allegedly private, with a handle full of random numbers.
Rick Springfield, a singer I’ve heard of but only marginally aware of, is allegedly following me with his “official private account”, that he just made this month. Sure, Jan.

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4 comments:

  1. William KendallFebruary 21, 2023 at 9:00 AM

    Spammers. Can we send a hit ferret after them?

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 21, 2023 at 9:19 AM

    I guarantee that is not Rick Springfield. And sadly I remember when he was really popular.

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  3. Liz A.February 21, 2023 at 12:29 PM

    The older I get, the more cringe Rick Springfield gets. Sigh.

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  4. KateFebruary 22, 2023 at 11:46 AM

    I'm pretty sure Rick Springfield has more than one follower. Even now...

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Please validate me.

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