Tuesday, February 28, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Last day of February! And it’s a spam day!

Message from Final Warning, with big red X’s on either side of it, then in the subject line it says Final Warning again, this time surrounded by red O’s, and it’s saying Please confirm receipt.
Are they trying to warn me or start a game of tic-tac-toe?

Message from Samuel Barcliff, saying RE: Loan Seekers and Investment Matters Only.
Good news! I want neither of those things!

Message from Russian Women Dating saying Sometimes We’Re Too busy To Date, So Why Not Get Right To The Point?
Yes, that’s pretty much the definition of sex work.

Message from Technical Glass And A. (no idea what that A is supposed to abbreviate), saying Attention ATM Card Owner, This is the 3rd time I’m sending you…
Ah, yes, that well known bank Technical Glass & A. They have branches all over the world!

 Another Tumblr follower, this one named Gruellub31, the blog untitled, and the profile a picture of a woman with obviously fake breasts.
Okay, you might not be too aware of how Tumblr works, but there are a lot of things normal for other social media that are simply not done there, the most egregious being having a profile pic of an actual person. Like, ninety five percent of blogs there do NOT have people for a profile, but literally anything else, including animals, drawings, and random pictures. Just definitely not a person and certainly not one with big, round globes on her chest. You’ll also notice the name she chose is “Gruellub31”, which would be totally bizarre on any other site, but is actually the most Tumblr thing about this follower.

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