Time for a fresh crop of spam.
Not a cancer widow, but the famous variant,
orphan-who-will-be-killed-by-relative-if-I-don’t-take-her-money. I don’t get a
lot of these—certainly not as much as the cancer widows. I guess the spammers
think I’m more sympathetic to widows than orphans.
“Health Sapiens”??? Something seems kind of off about that.
I am also genuinely amused at how shocked they are at the idea of affordable
healthcare.
Somebody is so desperate that they go full caps-lock at the
end there. Claudia really needs to take a chill pill.
Not often you get a post about a man breaking into a house
and being crippled by the girl occupying it. Actually, it seems like a great
idea for a movie.
The smiley face emoji is so disarming I might just have to
answer. Eye roll emoji.
Maybe you should write that story.
ReplyDeleteMan breaking into house and being crippled by the girl there? It sounds like he had it coming.
ReplyDeleteSounds lie something you could write...
ReplyDeleteHome Alone 4: The House From Hell, a major new motion picture starring Nicolas Cage as the thief and Michael Douglas's granddaughter as the little girl. Coming in 2023. A Spike Lee joint.
ReplyDeleteClaudia, if you're so desperate for sex, shouldn't you be offering to at least buy dinner first?
The one about the man breaking into the house sounds like the darker/gritter version of Home Alone I've been waiting for my entire life. Or, since, you know, I saw the first Home Alone movie.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I just saw William's comment. :)