Ah, I love it when there’s an extra week before I have to do
any self-reflection. Not like in stupid February.
Yes, people are always sending twelve million dollars
through email. It’s a perfectly normal occurrence.
See? Another payment. By someone who calls me sir/madam and apparently
has the last name “Adlong”. From the Virginia Adlongs.
Okay, I’m not sure what the hell this is supposed to say. I
assume it’s some other language—though I really can’t be sure—and it says it’s
from London, a place pretty famous for speaking, you know, English.
STOREBRAND, an absolutely trustworthy investment project!
Oh wow. You’d think a general would know how to spell “command”,
but here we are. I honestly didn’t believe this was a real person, but if
you google the name, yep, there’s an actual retired general named Carter Ham.
General Ham. I could never come up with a joke better than that.
A real Carter Ham? Well, that dude must be the seventh one since he's H7.
ReplyDeleteYou would hope the real general would know how to spell command.
ReplyDeleteWhen I say the word sir, it's my code for calling someone an asshole when I can't use that word.
I mean, you could skip the self reflection. Just this once.
ReplyDelete... And there are plenty of people chasing that $12 million!
ReplyDeleteBoy, British slang gets more and more difficult to decipher every day.
ReplyDeleteAnd those people with the $12 million do say they're contacting you legally, so...
British slang is getting more and more difficult to decipher isn't it? What happened to the easy-to-understand cockney rhyming?
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