Tuesday, February 15, 2022

From The Spamfiles

Spam again!

I don’t want them to need to have sex with me.

Noom??? Did they just spell moon backwards for their “not a diet”?

Yes, eBay is always calling their customers “Hi, Dear!” Also they spell invoice with a 0.
I never get any really funny spam blog comments. Only people trying to get me to gamble.

But he’s not spamming. He did all this for free because that’s great business practice.


  1. Maybe it's supposed to be nom? Although one shouldn't be eating nom-noms on a diet.

  2. Oh sure, that "Matt Brown" spam sure sounds like it was written by someone with a grasp of the English language.

  3. Don't even get me started on Noom.

    Why all the sex spam? I mean, I so wouldn't want to... I can't even complete that thought. Way too many things I wouldn't want to.

  4. Noom is an actual weight-loss program. I've seen ads for it and my friend's daughter did it and lost a ton of weight.

  5. That sex spam is so 4th grade.
    Check "yes" or check "no."
    It's almost funny.


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