Tuesday, January 18, 2022

From The Spamfiles

Yay! First spam of 2022! Aren’t you excited?

We remind you the third time! Yes, poor grammar is always a good sign. As well as the random letters and numbers. Do they think it makes the spam look more legit?

I wish they’d understand that this is really not a problem I’m having. In fact, I’m pretty sure what they’re suggesting is a serious medical issue.

Wait, they want to give me a free weapon? I can’t believe a spammer is suggesting something I actually want! Sign me up, controversial California company!

So she has cancer, but doesn’t say she’s a widow. Still, I feel fairly safe in assuming she is. Well, at least as much as any of the other cancer widows who contact me are.

This is awfully harsh. Although they did decide to censor the word “fuck” for some reason, as if that is the worst swear they said. Also I can 100% guarantee I have not slept with Vanessa E.J at economicslearn.com or her friend.


  1. They think you sleep with women, have a serious illness, and want a free gun. One out of three isn't bad.

  2. Vanessa is pissed. Vanessa deserves to get written into a book and meeting a bad end.

  3. Well, if the company is in Visalia, that tells you all you need to know, really. (Actually, Visalia is in northern CA, so I know nothing about it.)

    1. Nah, Visalia is central valley. NorCal starts with the Bay Area. Everything below that counts as SoCal. :P

  4. Our old friend Rajani is back and pissed off at my calling him out for what he is.

  5. I don't actually understand the motivation of the last one. What are they hoping you'll do?


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